August 2009
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Aug 31st
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fontcapture.com →
I’ve always wanted to make a font with my own handwriting, but it can never locate the top left circle in my uploads regardless of whether I scan the entire page or just the grid. Why won’t you work‽ (via UNEASYsilence)
Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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It was Arsenal’s to lose.
Aug 29th
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Nearly Perfect →
I just realised: if I had one more kill — which I could get from the turret guy at the end — not only would I be on a Running Riot, I would’ve earned my first Perfection medal. If only I remembered that I had a motherfucking Spartan Laser… (View game stats)
Aug 28th
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“We’re now thrilled to let you know that the lovely people at Apple have given...”
– Spotify Yes!
Aug 28th
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“Microsoft is to cut the UK price of its Xbox 360 Elite gaming console by £30 to...”
– BBC Me paying £250 for my 20 GB Halo 3 Xbox two years ago aside, having just a £40 price jump between the Arcade and Elite SKUs doesn’t seem to make sense seems like a very, very good deal.
Aug 27th
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Stig’s My American cousin’s coming!
Aug 26th
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If you cut off your weiner does it grow back?
theyahooanswers: This weekend, my mom asked me to cook sausages for breakfast…so of couse, the funny kid that i am, thought it would be a good joke to cook my weiner and serve her up. Not knowing that this would hurt like no other, i continued to cutting of my penis….i was rushed to the hospital and now all i have is a 1/2 inch stub with huge staples in it….im pretty sure it will grow back,...
Aug 25th
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“8 Years of Great Mac OS X Box Design End in a Stupid Clip Art Cat”
– Gizmodo ebygum: okay, so it’s rather generic, but everyone loves cats. and to be honest, the X got kind of boring. I hope they’re only doing this for Snow Leopard. I can see why though: Snow Leopard is literally not much more than an evolution of Leopard, so the X would probably...
Aug 24th
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“The alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have...”
– Fuck Yeah Facts Mind blown. Never realised that.
Aug 24th
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Holy crap: Mom’s actually playing on my Xbox. I introduced her to Hexic.
Aug 24th
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ListenA Letter from Janelle (Acoustic) by Chiodos
Aug 24th
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patricc: It scares me that girls from my school have tumblrs. It scares me that they might follow me, and see that I don’t believe in god, that I’m not completely straight. They would tell everybody, everything. Always remember this: you are your best secret keeper. You post it or tell someone about it and it’s public, more or less forever. It’s the rule I live by.
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald... →
I’ve never heard of Uncas or Xerxes before. Maybe kids should use this name to learn the alphabet. This definitely beats the old “A for apple, B for boy, C for cat” method.
Aug 23rd
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“I have an electric train track. I am good on my train track. I can control two...”
– Sam Pointon Kid’s now the “director of fun” at the National Railway Museum, and I can only imagine what it’d be like to have my own model railway. Lucky boy…
Aug 22nd
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Dear telemarketer and lady–who–did–the–voice–for–said–telemarketer’s–automated–call–system, Fuck you. Leave me alone. I’m trying to sleep. Fuck you.
Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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May have acted a little bit giddy after realising nurse Carla Espinosa is on TV in an episode of Castle.
Aug 20th
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Mom insists on stretching out 4:3 sources to fill our 16:9 TV and it’s driving me crazy.
Aug 19th
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ListenOf Japan by Port Blue The EP itself is very good...
Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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Users of Netvigator — a major ISP in The Chinese Takeaway — are suffering outages? Sure, because I’ve been having zero problems accessing Tumblr, Xbox Live, Facebook, or the Internet in general all day.
Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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“As far as we understand it, [Games on Demand] is reserved for Platinum titles.”
– Bungie So it’s more like “Platinum Hits on Demand” than “Games on Demand”? That sucks.
Aug 15th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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That’s what I’m talking about: a lightning so bright it wakes you up from a deep sleep. Eyelid–piercingly bright. I love a proper, full–on storm. My first thought after that flash woke me up? “I bet the dog’s freaking out.” It was.
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Great, the sister is so retarded she can’t even do the dishes properly. And I have to do them instead.
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Cold Temperatures Improve Sleep →
And that is exactly why I need an air–con in my room. Well, not entirely, but it’s a major part.
Aug 11th
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Aug 10th
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dead.atyourage.com →
You are 19 years and 239 days old today. You’ve outlived Secretariat by about 2 months. He was a thoroughbred race horse who won the triple crown in 1973. He died by euthanasia after laminitis on October 4, 1989, 1 year before you were born. Great, I’ve managed to outlive a horse. Well done me. FML.
Aug 10th
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Aug 9th
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“Today, I found out the plant I’ve been watering for two years is fake. FML”
– FML I just realised: this is almost a word for word, punctuation for punctuation duplicate of Adam Young’s tweet. Which came first?
Aug 9th
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Aug 8th
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GivesMeHope →
I don’t announce Tumblrs/tumblelogs — or any site for that matter — that I follow, but I have to share this. It’s like FML, but for sweet stories. But if you tear up easily, don’t click through.
Aug 7th
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“Studies have shown that men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced...”
– Listverse So the moral of the story fact is: ladies who desperately want offspring should watch two–men–one–woman porn with their male partner, thus giving them the impression that they’re into threesomes.
Aug 7th
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“3 to release Mobile Wi–Fi device (MiFi) before Xmas this year — connect multiple...”
– @3mobilebuzz I’d love to see how this goes. An iPod touch with Skype — or any VoIP application — connected to a MiFi should in theory be an iPhone minus a camera. Plus I’ll be able to connect my MacBook Pro to it and let it have perpetual Internet access everywhere I go. Come next...
Aug 7th
Epic.
patricc: I probably missed like a million people. If you’re not on here, and we talk a lot, just email me/im me/whatever http://victoriaa.tumblr.com http://hazelweatherfield.tumblr.com http://secondstar05.tumblr.com http://keepmehonest.tumblr.com http://cocoshaynel.tumblr.com http://gridlockcaravans.tumblr.com http://artpixie.tumblr.com http://taleofbadgoodbyes.tumblr.com ...
Aug 6th
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Aug 6th