Let’s Play Minecraft with Geoff, Jack, Michael, Gavin, and Ray

I literally couldn’t breathe. Really hoping they’re gonna do another Minecraft Let’s Play.

Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition

Aah… So this is that Minecraft thing people have been talking about all this time. Sleeping pattern, prepare to go kaput. Daddy’s got to go build himself a cave house in that waterfall over there.

Instead of numbers and letters, I’d like a phone maker to take up the old tradition of ship-naming: pick a suffix, and come up with names to fit that suffix. Cunard had -ia and came up with Mauretania, Aquitania, Carpathia, so on and so forth, while White Star used -ic for names like Titanic, Adriatic, Majestic etc.

Yet another idea-in-the-shower.

I think it is important that the state of North Carolina’s laws are compatible with the laws of nature but, more importantly, with the laws of God.

Joe Easterling

You backwards fuck.

I’m not that bothered about gay marriage either way, because I think the whole concept of marriage is outdated, worthless, and meaningless, at least until divorces are outlawed. It’s the religious aspect that I can’t stand.

Laws of fucking god… I’m gonna fucking bash your head in with the laws of nature and its homosexual behaviour.

If anybody finds the usual title of “Speaker” too pedestrian, if you’re a spokesperson, or if a standup comedian needs a name for their new tour, I have one for you: “Figure of Speech”.

I dunno. Just one of those things that somehow drift into your head when you’re in the shower.

Free idea for Hollywood: Include a code with theater tickets so the buyer can early-purchase a digital version of the film at a discount.

@BigZaphod

Went back and had a few games in Halo 3. I’m still not fond of Snowbound. Head still goes “Shit!” every time it comes up.

The mesh of the Trash icon has been bugging me since…since 10.0, really. The back of the bin is see-through, but the front is opaque. Looks fine when it’s filled, but hard to ignore when it’s empty.

No? Just me?