Make fun about how the Dell breathes “asthmatically”, then find out that the MacBook Pro has insomnia.

I don’t know if this started to happen after I got it back from the Geniuses a month or so ago or if this is a recent development — haven’t had a need to put the laptop to sleep all this time — but I’ve only just recently found out that it’s impossible for my MacBook to sleep. And I’ve checked that the battery hasn’t swollen, so it’s not because the trackpad button is being constantly engaged. Another visit to the Genius Bar?