I own a Xbox 360, so of all the E3 stuff to be announced this week, Microsoft’s console’s the only one I really care about. And even then, only a few things excite me. These are those:

• Left 4 Dead 2? So soon? I haven’t even played the original!
• Forza 3: great, another sequel to a game I haven’t finished. But yea, ‘bout time.
• Halo! Halo! Halo! Halo! Halo!
• Halo! Halo! Halo! Halo! Halo!
• Facebook and Xbox Live eh? I suppose it can be nice, but I hope my Facebook status won’t be automatically updated with what I’m playing. I don’t want to involuntarily spam others’ News Feeds.
• Last.fm and Xbox Live… Right… When was the last time I used the Xbox as a music player?
• Halo! Halo! Halo! Halo! Halo!