I thought it’d be funny to wear my “Do Epic Shit” T–shirt for my flight today, since — regardless of whether they show it or not — people in The Chinese Takeaway seem to have this out–of–proportion reaction to “swear” words.

Probably should’ve thought about the fact that there are children in airports before putting it on this morning though. This mom sitting a few seats away just gave me a slightly unfriendly–looking glare. Her daughter’s right next to her.