Today, I just want Hulkenberg to win. And for Alonso to not win the championship.

• What’s that music in the Ferrari video?
• Sauber got robbed? How come that wasn’t in the news?
• Wait, F1 is in HD now?! Is it just a temporary one‑off, or has the schedule been moved forwards?
• Damn, Hulkenberg’s down.
• How is Button in front of Schumacher?
• Ooh… Schumacher passed Button.
• Legard is really torturing that champagne bottle metaphor.
• That’ll be Button testing out the hard tyres for Hamilton then.
• Button’s in front of Hulkenberg now? Huh.
• When Sutil moves aside to pit, Schumacher and Rosberg can have their Japanese Grand Prix rematch.
• Wasn’t this race last year Kobayashi’s first Formula One Grand Prix?
• Ooh, hello Liuzzi.